Are you or a loved one being charged with crimes related to the capitol riots?
We are sorry for your burden in these trying times.
Of course we appreciate your support. You really went the extra mile, didn’t you?
We have an obligation to let you know that the offer that Donald Trump furnished at some of his rallies to ‘pay your legal fees’ if you should conduct illegal behavior on his behalf was not a binding agreement and was said strictly for rhetorical, crowd-hyping purposes.
Therefore, if you were considering sending a request for Trump or his organizations to in any way fund your defense or support you through your legal case, should you be embroiled in one, this is a loser.
Any action you take to commit a crime, whether on behalf of yourself or for another whom you admire, is still your own sole and strict responsibility.
However, if you send photos of yourself taking part in the capitol riot we can reward you with a 5% discount coupon on any MAGA MySpace merchandise.
Your photos will be cherished and shared with our friends in the American government.
If you were not present at the insurrection but want to show your loyalty, you can continue to support the movement by making a financial contribution.
Become a patriot.